#but if you want to send me cute animal photos feel free

[destinationtoast]

🐈💔

I'm sad to report that Little Kitty Fantastico, aka "Tico," passed away earlier this week, at age 9, after a heart failure. He died at home, surrounded by love and cuddles.

He was such a good and beloved little guy. He was bonkers for lettuce & other greens, and he absolutely could not be trusted around salads. His skills included perching atop walls and keeping watch on everything below. Like his sisters, he was long and had arms that went on forever. He was usually both the goofiest and the floofiest of all his sibs, especially when he was begging for belly rubs.

He was exceptionally sweet and snuggly. (Especially with Winter, who is very sad now. 😿) We will miss him so much.

[scudslut]

em's masterlist/guidelines

fluff - 𐙚 || smut - ♱ || angst - ✾

➳ Daryl Dixon

one-shots: sins and honey flavored sweetness 𐙚 ♱ ✾ heartsease 𐙚 ♱ a summer wasting 𐙚 midnight refreshments 𐙚 a new years surprise 𐙚 ♱ lazy mornings 𐙚 stay with me 𐙚 ✾ too sweet ♱

drabbles: taste me ♱ head w/ daryl 𐙚♱ daryl’s uncut ♱ s4 daryl 𐙚 ♱ ✾

cannock chase 𐙚

➳ Scud Frohmeyer

one-shots: take me however you want too ♱

drabbles: cockwarming w/ scud ♱ scuds a slut (canonically) ♱

➳ My Edits

normy's bday dhl burn, burn, burn new bottega

please send requests!

About Me!

em | 21 | gemini

hi everyone! this is so long awaited (i’m legit so lazy) but finally i have a masterlist/about me!

╰─▸ my names emma, i’m obviously in love w daryl dixon/norman reedus. i love to write and make edits — u guys should totally follow my tiktok account @mrsemmadixon or otherwise known as scudslut;)

i met norman jdkskajajs at the nyc comic con 2023, he signed the back of my phone case, i’ll actually die on a fucking hill. yes, he’s just as godly in person.

in my day to day life i work with animals 10 hours a day, they are my main passion aside from writing and whatnot, so if i post a photo of a really cute dog i met, that’s why lmao.

i have 2 cats right now, my baby lily i got last year and sophie who i’ve had since i was a kid. typically we rescue all our animals!

i deal with extreme anxiety and depression from a major accident that happened in my life a few years ago (so if i don’t respond or have trouble posting sometimes… that’s why and i really hope everyone understands.)

I love, love, love music. I play the piano and guitar, probably not very good but who cares. some of my all time favorite artists are.. and here we go on a rampage... deftones, cigsaftersex, wheezer, nirvana, mac, frank, lana, djo, catpower, the vines, dinosaur jr, labi siffre, the kills, tom odell, strokes, velvet underground, kendrick, norah jones, red hot chilies, the smiths, billy idol, the cure, no vacation, mazzy star, fleetwood, empire of the sun, pinegrove, otis redding, neil young, etta james, summer walker, motley crue, guns'n'roses, foo fighters, biggie, shady, nelly, jay-z, $uici$ide boys, gucci... and so much more, my music taste is actually bipolar.

on that note, i actually have a playlist for daryl + norman (music he reposts/i think he’d like) lmk if u want me so share them.

i’m canadian

my parents are both extreme alcoholics, so i suffer from a multitude of childhood traumas as well as current ones. we love it here!:) but id like to think i relate to daryl in some sense, if its the only comfort i get from it.

i could live off of pasta, watermelon and coffee alone

i spend my time either at my job, reading, writing, editing or spending time with some close friends.

and that’s pretty much me!:)

please feel free to ask me questions or request fics, i will absolutely love to do them! (as long as they follow guidelines) if your unsure, just message me to clarify!

My Guidelines:

absolutely no rape/SA/even slight connotations of it.

no incest.

hitting, slapping, or any extreme violence during play, is a no.

age play - i will dabble in this but nothing major where reader is barely an adult. the most i’ll do is early/mid 20’s and daryl is his canon age.

oh yes, and i will write for all norman reedus characters! if you want someone else, messsage/ask me!

gifs/dividers from @cafekitsune

© scudslut - all works are my own. please do not steal, copy, translate or modify any of my work!

[pokemonranch]

Hey! I'm Clayton (he/him). I'm an ex-trainer, and currently the owner of a private ranch on the outskirts of Canalave Town. We take care of abandoned, injured or just wild pokemon that happen to pass by!

I'm here to share my experiences on Pokémon care, post cute pics while working on the ranch, and answer any questions that you may have! Feel free to send any asks!

Here is a current list of my Pokemon:

Twig: Male Torterra, starter. I've been with him the longest, and he's my best friend. Would die for him.

Chompy: Female Garchomp. Absolute unit, loves head scratches

Hop: Male Hippowdon. Grumpy but non-aggresive. Will love you if you give him treats.

Shelly: Female Bastiodon, got her on an excavation back in Oreburgh. Close bond with Cranny

Cranny: Male Rampardos, originally from Oreburgh. Close bond with Shelly.

Beans: Male Kabuto, non-battler. He just hangs 'round!!!

Beau: Female Mudscale. Old, retired Poke Mount; helps 'round whenever she can carrying stuff.

Dashy: Female Rapidash, traded on Nov 25, 2024!

Plus a bunch other mons roaming free around the ranch!

// OOC

First, I run this blog as a side blog, so I'll like and follow from my main!! That being said:

Canon is based on games and anime. I treat Pokémon like Pokémon, not animals, so not very focused on animal-based realism and biology. Basically, very low stakes and mostly good vibes.

Im okay interacting with sentient pokémon, crossovers and other gimmick blogs! Again, not taking it very realistically :).

Both the mod behind this account and Clay are Hispanic, so please excuse any weird english or references to spanish names/towns. You're more than free to reference it or follow along for the bit lol.

I post in-character, but more ask/art focused than RP. I’m here for the bit mostly!!

I'm also an artist and any art that I post, unless specified otherwise, is made by me. I usually draw over funny pictures I find or photos I take myself, feel free to DM if you want the original ones

References for his current (and his younger) design:

[celestialprincesse]

hey!!! I just wanted to say I really love your work, and this is my first time asking for a request so sorry if it’s not very specific or doesn’t make sense 😭💕

I was wondering if you could do a john price x fem!reader where Laswell and price are at base and Laswell’s wife and prices wife (reader) are hanging out because it’s what they usually do when their partners are deployed. Laswell’s wife and reader are just sending them some cutesy vlogs or photos of what they’re doing, maybe of them like curled up watching like movies or maybe like little videos to them and Price and Laswell are watching the videos together and js like FLUFFY AND CUTEE

Anyways no worries if that’s not something you’re comfortable doing, again just wanted to say I really love your work, and feel free to change anything 💕

Anon??!! I'm so honoured that you'd send your first ever request to lil old me! Laswell is my favourite tired lesbian and I want to have her babies

"I wonder how they're getting on." Snaps you from your Legally Blonde induced reverie, the soft drawl of Madeline Laswell, your long time best friend, breaking the torpor under which you'd both been settled all morning.

The two of you have been curled on your fluffy couch since this morning, only having moved to retrieve your takeaway orders from the doorstep or acquire more snacks to fuel your ongoing movie marathon. You'd successfully managed to scare Maddie out of her mind this morning, calling in the early hours of the morning, voice thick with tears as you babbled incoherently about John. Of course, her first thought, still delirious and half-asleep, was that her best friend had just been left a widow. This, however, she'd proven wrong, ringing Kate's emergency line in the hopes of confirming the status of your husband for your peace of mind.

Maddie, having calmed your panic (one that she knows all too well), turned up on your doorstep not even an hour later, a bar of chocolate the size of her head in one hand, and a supermarket bag stuffed with all of your favourite crisps and dips in the other. A bottle of wine and three romcoms in, your earlier crisis is all but gone.

"I miss them." You hum absently back, voice a little muffled around the handful of your favourite fizzy sweets you'd just shoved into your mouth. "Does John have a work number?" Maddie probes, not looking up from where she currently paints her fingernails a pretty, pearlescent shade of blue. "Yeah. I try not to text him on it unless there's an emergency though. Or if he says he has time to talk." "Kate has one too. You think they're busy?" "I mean - she called you back this morning, no? They only ever call or text when they're inactive."

The look on Maddie's face is one you know all too well. You've seen it countless times over the years you've been friends, and it always spells disaster. Before you know it, she's got her phone in hand, camera open and pointed at where the two of you are piled together amongst chocolate wrappers and blankets.

"Hey, Katie! and John - you guys should watch this together." She chats brightly to the camera in that wonderfully animated chirp of hers. "We're just here watching romcoms because someone" You laugh softly, blushing as she pans the camera to where you sit drowning in one of John's old hoodies. "- was getting all up in her own head panicking. Don't worry John, I'm looking after her."

Kate's phone pings as she and John sit around a table in a dingy bar in some cold, far off city. Of course, she can't tell either you, or her own wife, that they're coming home tomorrow - just incase the signal gets intercepted. It won't, but she can't try her luck and risk leaving two of her favourite women without their partners.

"It's Maddie." She muses, one dirty blonde eyebrow raised in confusion as she swipes open the video attachment her wife had sent. John looks up at her over the condensed rim of his beer bottle, his own eyebrows furrowing.

"The girls are together." Kate continues, relief painting her tone as she places her phone on the table between them, allowing John to see the grainy video too. "- because someone was getting all up in her own head panicking. Don't worry John, I'm looking after her." Price chuffs at Maddie's words, but the way his eyes soften when he sees your blushing pink face, the way his hoodie drapes over you, is almost impossible to miss. "Anyways! We'll see you soon! Be safe - we love you!"

Writing this made me lowk a lil bit 🥲🥹 Laswell and Price are just like the softest when it comes to their spouses💕

N e ways! Thank you for ur cute request!!! It was lovely!!! A nice lil break from getting all emo or posting my shitty memes!!! Love u love u love u!!

[vampirepersay]

Deadybear666 has liked your post: Toki Wartooth X plus size gender-neutral reader chapter 1

CW: IMPLIED BODY IMAGE ISSUES

The bright light coming from your laptop was the only light keeping your otherwise dark room illuminated you really should have gone to sleep hours ago but who needed sleep when you had dumb memes and cool art to look at on Tumblr, that was until you got that all too familiar notification very low battery

“oh shit “

you mumbled to yourself. Not wanting to get up from your bed you made a deal with yourself.

, “I'll just wait for it to die, then I'll plug it up and go to sleep”

you said to yourself. I should check my notifications you thought, realizing you had a few that had gone unnoticed.

“ deadybear666 reblogged your post”

“wowie this is so cools!!!!” it said, a small smile made its way onto your face. It was a small doodle you had made a few days ago of a zombie cat. You noticed another notification after that “deadybear666 has followed you” You clicked on this person's blog their bio making you laugh quietly to yourself

“Defintleys, nots toki wartooth”

Their blog was full of pictures they had reblogged, mostly of cute animals and stuffed toys, as well as tons of stuff about music, mostly death metal. They seemed to love the band Dethklok, which wasn't all that surprising. They were the most popular band in the world and everyone loved Dethklok.

It was very obvious who their favorite was judging by the countless photos they had reblogged of skwisgaar skwigelf which again made sense the guy was a chick magnet.

Something that you immediately noticed was the fact they never seemed to show their face; you couldn't blame them. You didn't either. Maybe they were just self-conscious about how they looked. Yeah, that was probably it.

you, unfortunately, knew that feeling all too well. You got enough shit about your body in the real world all the time so it was nice to have something that you weren't connected to. People could just see your art and not the person that made it. Was a nice change of things.

It made sense someone else would want something like that too.

After a few minutes of mindless scrolling, you notice their pinned post

“All my frieirds ams dildos if you ams not a dildo pls talks to tos me

With nothing to lose you decided to send them a message.

“Thanks for the follow and reblog!!! You seem cool if you even want to talk feel free to message me!!

After you clicked send as if your computer was taunting you you were met with the black screen of death.

Not to long after that your eyes began to feel heavy and it started to feel impossible to stay awake after fighting the loosening battle for what felt like eternity you began to drift off to the land of dreams.

AN: this is extremely short and I apologize for that I'm trying to set up the plot before there's any real toki x reader content also if toki sounds off I'm sorry I've never written for him before and I'm not too sure how to write his accent just yet.

[bunnygirl678]

Back at it again with another Reguri AU that I don't have time to write. So steal it please! Seriously feel free to write, draw, or use it to distract your mind enough to fall asleep (is that a thing other people do or am I just freaking weird)

-Red and Green are on their honeymoon in alola (duh) and they are doing a fun little couples battle with some of the alolan pokemon they've caught

-one of the tapu's sees them and wants to fuck with them cause they're unhinged (my 5 year old has rewatched the sun/moon anime like 15 times and i still can't remember which one does what)

-sends green back into time (note this is gonna be like dragon ball z time travel where it just created a new timeline or whatever)

-he gets transported midbattle with little red, but like not the championship and most of his pokemon haven't evolved yet

-Big!green is just like awwww you guys were so cute, little!red immediately realizes that somehow Green aged like 12 years in a flash and is obv confused, green explains that he was on vacay with his Red and got sent here somehow, let's go to the lab and see if gramps can help

-they travel to the lab or whatever, and the prof is immediately like "My dead son!" cause my hc is that green looks identical to his dad, and big!green is like nah sorry gramps it's just me from the future

-and they all talk and little!red is like, you aren't an asshole, anymore? and big!green like apologizes for little!green, and is like it may not seem like it but i know he cares about you, because big!green knows that during their journey he realized he had feelings for red, but like didn't want them so he just started being an asshole

-at some point daisy sees the ring and is like "oh you got married?! Whos the lucky lady anyone we know yet?" and big!green kinda like does an awkward quick glance at little!red, and is trying to figure out how to not out his past self because this isn't his secret to tell

-the prof is like 'oh holy shit you and red figured things out' cause he observes and figured it out when green was like 7 or something, and little!red is like wtf and big!green is like yeah but not for a while and then he gives little!red some training just cause what else are they going to do, plus little!red is having a crisis, cause he thinks his version of green hates him

-then it like flips to big!red's perspective and little!green shows up freaking out shouting for his red cause they were just together, and he see's big!red who is swole af and doesn't look that much like his red so he thinks his red has been kidnapped or something, and little!green goes absolutely feral, cause remember he has feelings for his red

-he's like i'll kill you, did you hurt him, where's red, and big!red is like this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen, and like big!green at one point had told him that he had feelings for Red when they were small but Red didn't really believe it until that moment, and also he's like hmmm green and i should adopt cause he's like high on honeymoon and little!green is such a cutie

-Big!Red is like i'm red, it's fine, little!green doesn't believe it until big!red brings up something that like only he would remember like they caught a caterpie together or something idk

-big!red goes and buys little!green some food and they kinda talk and little!green can't stop staring cause wow big!red looks so different, then he sees the wedding ring and is like devastated, and is trying not to cry or whatever and big!red is like able to read him like a book cause it's green even though it's little!green it's still green, and he like pulls out his phone and it's a photo from their wedding and little!green like short circuts cause he didn't even realize that was an option

-somehow they get to switch back and the other timeline red/green work out their issues quickly both with knowledge of the future and they start dating at like 14, cause 11 year olds don't date, and red never goes up the mountain except for the occasional week of training and green always goes with him and it's never angsty like the other timeline

-the alolan honeymooners are just glad to be together again and they finish their time in alola and red's like let's adopt and green's like whatever makes you happy

[rinsuniverse]

Hey! Back with the Hoshi agenda, wondering how you think it would be to date Hoshi ( つ ≧ ▽ ≦ ) つ a very quick and straight to the point ask, thank you so much in advance! ς(>‿<.)

dating soonyoung! ✧˖°.

dating soonyoung would be so fun and sweet and full of energy!

he's the type to always give you (spoon feed you, esp!) the first bite of food when he buys some

he'd always have to be touching you in some way when you're together!

either have his arm around you

or his head leaning on your shoulder

or holding your hand

or tracing letters and shapes on your thigh

or leaning his body weight on you

or rubbing your sides

he's just cutely clingy like that!

he's the type to drive you around and make you feel like a passenger princess!

with his hand on your thigh, and always turning to look at you when he's at a stop light

he's the type of boyfriend who LOVES to watch you do your favorite things/hobbies

and he'll sit there, watching you with heart eyes and a big, proud smile on his face!

he'd do really cliche boyfriend things!

like racing to open the door for you

or kissing your hand

or giving you his jacket when you're cold

and he would constantly remind you that he loves you!

through physical contact, words of affirmation, and acts of service

he'd brag about you to the other members, too!

when you're crying, he'll pull you into a hug and rub your back gently, nodding into your shoulder

he always has a smile to offer you

his favorite thing EVER is to make you laugh!

definitely the type to call you his baby

he'd give you the cheesiest nicknames

if he's a tiger... he'd either call you his tigress or just make you come up with an animal themed saranghae to do with him

he'd take lots of candid pictures of you

he's the type to always be looking out for your image

so he'd fix your hair or your outfit and make sure you're presented as pretty as possible because he knows how important that is to you

he's the type to want to wear matching things!

whether it be matching couple rings or matching hoodies or matching socks!

with him, i just can't stop imagining him with his s/o and he's just looking at them with such heart eyes and a smile on his face

like, that's so canon

when you're upset at someone

he has you vent to him

and he sits there like "you're so right? that's so rude of them to do to you? should we go slash their tires rn?" and just whole-heartedly support everything you're feeling

but besides his comforting jokes, he does know how to comfort you with words

just like how he frequently supported bsk when the trainers were being hard on him about his dancing in the trainee days

telling you that you should focus on one thing at a time, and if he can help in anyway, he wants you to depend on him!

literally shut up hoshi is seriously frkn up my bias list

he's the type to take you on cute dates where he can get good photos of you

if you're at a nice spot that has you looking over the city

he'd look at you as you awe at the view

and his hand is clenching at his chest

and you turn to look at him like "what the hell are you doing? come here!"

"you're just- ah! just too pretty! i need to take a photo of you right now-"

"just come here!"

he's literally your biggest fan!!!

the type to send you tons of selfies throughout the day

he'd send a pic like

and you're like

"cute..? but why the heck are you sending that to me 😭"

and he responds with, "i wanted to send it to you before i send it to carats 🫶"

and he'll just update you with whatever he's doing for his schedules with little selfies

you better save all of them into your phone because he'll pout at you if not

anyway, i hope you enjoyed reading this drabble! i feel like it captures his personality so well teehee. have a super good day, anon! AND THANKS FOR THE WOOAHAE I LOVE

feel free to send tons more requests, my wonderful anon! ✧( ु•⌄• )◞◟( •⌄• ू )✧

(p.s. requests are still open! i specialize in woozi stuff, but i don't mind writing about other svt members! i can also do some nsfw if you want! so request whatever and as much as you want! ς(>‿<.))

[cazort]

Hello! I'm Alex!

I am nonbinary (agenderflux), vaguely transfem and gender-non-conforming, and use they/them pronouns.

I'm neurodivergent. I have sensory issues and am generally weird.

I'm married and you can read more about my boundaries about our relationship below.

My blog is off-the-wall and inconsistent. Cute animal photos, stupid memes, nature pics, wall-of-text commentary are all likely.

I am friendly and like to chat. My phone notifications are always off and I mostly use Tumblr at the computer. I am inconsistent at responding. I might engage immediately sometimes, and take days to get back to you others. Please don't take it personally, I still care about you!

I am WAAAY over 18. Read why my age isn't in my bio and why I don't demand or even encourage people putting ages in bios.

Some boundaries:

I appreciate mass likes / reblogs and love engagement on my old posts. Don't be shy!

I don't mind being called girl or guy but dislike being called woman or man. I care less about pronouns and language and more about gendered assumptions. I.e. if you are thinking "Because you are (female/male/nonbinary) you must..." keep these thoughts to yourself and maybe consider working through them because they're probably untruthful. People are diverse.

I like talking about sex, and I like being given compliments about my body, but I do not want to hear about any sexual fantasy involving me, nor do I want you to ask me if I fantasize about you. This both oversteps a boundary of my marriage and I still usually didn't like hearing this type of thing even back when was single. I don't roleplay or send explicit pics and please don't ask.

I am sex positive and anti-censorship, but not seeking porn. I may engage with a more explicit picture on your blog, but please do not send me any explicit or pictures by DM. I may have liked the pic in spite of the fact it was explicit, not because of it, and similarly for following you if your blog posts NSFW content. Or I may have wanted to signal my support for your sex positivity. Me liking your post or following you is NOT consent to receive such pics by DM.

I do not support violence except in self-defense, and I may unfollow or distance myself if your blog advocates for such. This includes violence used for causes I agree with, for instance, I oppose far-right extremism, but I don't support "punch a nazi" rhetoric. Want to know why? Read this post.

I don't tolerate negative generalizations directed at groups of people. I don't care whether the group is privileged or not, it always ends up harming marginalized people. Read this post for my explanation. I'm especially sensitive to how negative overgeneralizations about men can harm trans and neurodivergent people. If you post such negativity and I value our connection, I will challenge it. Otherwise I will unfollow or block you. I don't want people in my life who voice this sort of negativity.

You do not get to tell me what my experience is or what my intentions are. Nor do you get to tell other people this nor do I want to listen to you making these kind of statements about others. This is especially true if you are speculating about someone having negative intentions. I will react similarly to this point as to the point above.

Don't ask me for money, to buy content, or to reblog your fundraiser post if I do not know you. I like supporting people, but I am not here to buy content, and I'm wary of scammers and selective about who I support. I only support people I know well. If we are mutuals, feel free to reach out for financial advice. I love helping people improve their financial situation. If you want to support me, visit bplant.org and donate to that project; you will help support education about and protection of North American native plants and the ecosystems that depend on them!

Don't message me without having engaged with my blog at all, especially if you are an empty or new blog. You will get blocked and reported as spam. Fill out your blog, make some posts, engage with my blog. And if you message me, please tell me how you found me and what made you want to message me.

I think that pretty much covers it, but I can update this if more issues arise!

[khodorkovskaya]

From now on.... men can go their own way.

Fuck men, we can all have better times with our friends anyway.

If a man sends a half arsed message or a shitty one, then shame on him for being an absolute dick head. He can fuck off. Honestly it only shows their own worth so they might feel hard done to or like theyve done nothing wrong at the end of the day, but in all honesty it's just a true reflection if them and their morals and standards. It says a lot more about them than it ever will about any of us hurt girlies.

It takes nothing to be kind, kindness is free

Friends are forever and always

yess let's gooooo

speaking of messages and how it reflects guys' morals, i wanna tell you something else really frustrating about my ex. so you know how i said that he was really bad at replying to messages, didn't care about my social media and stuff?

side note just to explain why him being on social media was so important to me: i have a food reviews account and it's a hobby of mine, it's v silly and i used to make little videos of me trying different foods. it was a whole thing and i always got a lot of comments from my friends about it. but my ex never cared! and i get it, not everyone has instagram. but i was really passionate about this food blog and put a lot of effort into the silly little videos i used to make. and id often be like "did you see my new video?" and he would sigh and roll his eyes. and then sometimes id show him my videos and he would be so annoyed. he literally had no respect! and yeah, it was all very silly and stupid, i never claimed that this food reviews blog was like deep and artistic or whatever. but it was important to me!!! he could've at least pretended that he cares, you know what i mean?

another side note: i grew up on social media so im very used to chatting to my friends all the time and posting instagram stories as i go along my day and stuff. and a part of social media culture is sending memes and funny/cute photos to people to show affection, right? like we always send things to each other like "haha this made me think of you". again, it's stupid, but it's a thing people do. and i would sometimes send him cute photos of kittens or bunnies or whatever like "hey, this is us <3" and again, he didn't care. and he never made an effort to maybe think like "huh, this is important to her, this is how she shows affection, maybe i should be a little more considerate instead of dismissing her stupid cat pictures". like it's the bare minimum!

anyway, whatever.

so back to what i wanted to say. when i left him, he suddenly started being active on social media and he would reply to my messages instantly. all of a sudden he started sending me cute photos of animals and even photos of foods to try like "hey, this would be neat for your food reviews blog". like he immediately did a 180!!! turns out showing basic human decency and basic respect towards my hobbies and communication style wasn't that hard after all, huh?

so naive little me was like "ohh maybe we could get back together". so i invite him to the cinema to test the waters, yknow. and after the movie we had a talk. and he was like "yeah, look at how much effort i put into trying to get you back these past couple of weeks". and that's when it hit me. showing interest in my hobbies is an "effort"? enjoying talking to me is an "effort"? and the way he showed that "effort" was by simply liking my instagram posts and replying to my messages in less than 24 hours. the tremendous "effort" he was talking about would take him 2 seconds of his time. and that was already more than enough and too much for him???

so yeah, the amount of effort a guy is willing to put into communicating with you really says a lot. replying to your text is too hard? double-tapping a meme you sent him is too hard? sitting through a minute long video of you is too hard? well fuck that! as you said, kindness is free. respect is free. caring for your significant other and making an effort is free! and if that's too hard? well fuck that!

[lilaburnett]

𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒏 - 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕

✧･ﾟˏˋ°•*⁀➷ 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒕, 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚. 𝒍𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓!

➸ 24, she/her!

➸ i'm bisexual and married to a wonderful man!

➸ i'm a stay at home mother. 'tiny demon' is 5, she loves minecraft, huggy wuggy and causing chaos in the house! she's my everything, and she couldn't be more perfect. gif making is my hobby, my break, my escape from the daily household jobs i have to do!

➸ i love colder weather. autumn is the perfect season and summer can literally go away forever. nothing beats cozy nights, rain pouring outside the window and being curled up with a cup of hot tea and a cat in your lap!

➸ i love nature and animals. please send me photos of any cute frogs, cows, sheep or bunnies you happen across!! nothing makes me happier! also, pretty clouds!!

➸ pls feel free to message, or send asks! i’m always down to talk to new people and make new friends. although, please be aware of the fact that i am neuro-divergent (asd & adhd; amongst other mental and physical disabilities/illnesses) so conversation can be a little difficult so replies may be slow. 

➸ here is my spotify playlist, it's got some of my most recent favourite songs! talk to me about music anytime, and pls share some recommendations as i'm always wanting to expand my library!

spotify playlist here!

➸ my main account is @lilacevans. it's my c.e centric blog, but i also tend to just waffle and shitpost over there a lot now! you'll also find some previous writings and some concepts, fic ideas and stuff over there too!!

✨please note; for some reason my gifs look like absolute trash on mobile/the tumblr app. to see them in better quality, i recommend using your desktop!💜✨

[just6f]

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[mutt-victim]

Bug. 24 (going on 12). He/They. Traggot. Switch. Verse. Creepy crawlie little freak. Stay a while & get off to my trauma?

His buttercup, kiddo, daddy and favourite boy. 🔪

Send Me Praise | Anonymously Say Anything

CW: Hard Kinks. Dark Fantasies, art, writing, and roleplay involving violent topics. I'm gonna call myself a transexual furfag and talk abt rape and incest, plz leave if you can't handle that.♡

DNI: Minors. Racists, Homophobes, Transphobes, and Bigots in general. Kinklist and bio under read more.

Was victimmentality/whorror-film but I had to remake. Might be on better behaviour this time. Maybe.

This is a sideblog.

☆

Yes Please:

🔪 knifeplay, bloodplay, gore, whump, scarring and bruising, necro, snuff🩸

🔗 kidnapping, cnc, somno, dubcon, stockholm syndrome, rapeplay 🕸

🚬 stalking, yandere, obsession, forced intox, being recorded, blackmail 💌

🧼 ddlb/ddlg, abdl, ageplay, fauxcest, size difference, slow corruption 🧸

🐶 yiff, monsters + paranormals, petplay, hucow, breeding/pregnancy 🥛

🩷 misgendering, feminization, forced regression, hypno, mindbreaking 🩰

💞 humiliation, power exchange, pegging & anal play, gentle domming 🐻

⚕️ emeto/vom, omo, pissplay, starvation, praise + degradation, & more 🫗

No Thanks:

scat. racial degradation/race play. most master/slave dynamics. military/police/royal roleplay and uniforms. feedism. misgendering with detransition in mind. assigning me any sort of "mommy" title. gags, especially ball gags. impersonal, strictly transactional or businesslike kink environments and dynamics with contracts and excessive rules etc.

☆

About me:

Tattooed, pierced, edgy alt guy. Total scenester. 5'6, pale, freckled, dark scruffy hair, and I'm kinda squishy. I'm practically the femboy doomer wojak! :3 as far as hobbies, I love taking photos, cooking for people, reading and writing poetry, modding my silly old games all to hell, experimenting with makeup, jamming out to music, thrifting, playin on my n64 and eating sushi. ♡ I also crave being fucked within an inch of my life, I live to please, and I absolutely love sharing my trauma for creeps online to ask intrusive questions about and sexualize what I went through. Who doesn't want their own whiny emo attention whore puppyfriend?~

Most often I come to this blog when I'm in a horrific lovedrunk masochistic mood, but feel free to keep in mind that I am also my owner of a cute little puppyboy, as well as both a switch and verse. as is my husband! There's the ever-present threat of my posts being more service-top and body worship centered, gentle daddydom-minded, or rather sadistic ♡ switchy brain go brrrrr. I welcome all kinds of interaction from all kinds of kinksters, so long as your age is in your bio and is over 18

♡♡♡ Being friends won't just pop out of nowhere, my dms are open~

For transparency's sake, I'm transmasc. a furry. chronically ill+disabled. and probably therian/definitely otherkin. I am out and very proud of my identity. Please don't try to win me over with any talk putting down men, animals, the disabled or robots. and please don't rb me to "men dni" blogs. I don't mind what words you use to refer to any parts of me. Clit, dick. pussy, hole. udders, chest. I don't mind ♡ when in doubt "puppycock", "cock socket" and "tits" are some faves. Please understand: I do struggle with dysphoria and dysmorphia, so patience is appreciated in regards to misgen and feminization kinks etc...

[chicken0death]

I'm not good at writing these things on a consistent basis. To be fair, I haven't had much time to, and when I do have the time, I just don't want to.

Well, I'm having a tire replaced on my car so I have a a couple hours to kill. I decided to get some lunch. I have a gluten intolerance, so that made the burdensome task of walking even worse. The nearest restaurant with a decent gluten free option is a half a mile from the tire place. I know a half mile isn't that far, but it's cold and windy and it's been a bad morning already (I decided to eat a flour tortilla last night. I thought "surely one flour tortilla won't aggravate my gluten intolerance". I was wrong.). Aslo, I need to work. And the tire repair is eating into my time. And money.

Sorry to complain. But I don't have anywhere else to do that right now and it feels good to write it out.

So, I have some free time. I guess I'll tell you (myself) about the games we played last Monday.

We started out with a quick round of Roll For It. It's fast, simple, and fun. It's really just an excuse to chuck around some dice. (Sorry. No pics)

Then we played Sentinels of the Multiverse. It's a cooperative super hero game. Each player picks from a variety of heroes and they all work together to take down the bad guy. This week, it was a giant terraforming robot trying to make the planet livable for its alien race or something like that.

It's big. It's bad. It's got a tough outer shell that we had to crack into.

It's up at the top of the photo. You can't see that. I did a bad job photographing things.

My hero was Setback. He's a super unlucky dude. But when he gets lucky, he does some massive damage. He was a lot of fun to play with.

We did a pretty great job fighting the robot. And the army of ninjas coming from the nearby monastery. I had a particularly hard time with one ninja that just wouldn't die. It had an ability that kept it coming back to life by implanting itself on the top of a player's deck. It sucked. And lead to a moment when I set myself on fire by accident and dealt one extra damage more than I wanted to and "killed" it for, probably, the third time, sending it to my deck. Again! I tried everything I could to keep it from happening, but it was too late. I sighed and said, "give me the damn ninja".

This game is always fun. It's a little chaotic and fiddly, but that's OK. I love the artwork in this game. It's got this old comic book style that obviously took a lot of love and care.

That was all we played on Monday. We all had to leave early, so we couldn't get any other games in.

Last week sometime, R. and I played a new game I got. New York Zoo.

You have to race to fill up your zoo with cute little wooden animals and tetris like tiles. It was fun, but explaining the rules about placing animals was a challenge. But there's definitely something special here.

I managed to win, but it was close.

I guess that's all the gaming and life stuff happening for me. Hopefully the week will get better. In the near future I plan on starting a journal based ttrpg called Anamnesis. Maybe I'll share some of my stuff from that, but maybe not. I'm hoping it will get some creative juices flowing.

[shuchu]

˚+*:ꔫ:*﹤first dates with luxiem & shoto ﹥*:ꔫ:*+ﾟ

characters: vox akuma ; mysta rias ; luca kaneshiro ; ike eveland ; shu yamino ; shoto

take note: gn!reader ; this is a follow-up to my confession post ♡ ; assume that all the boys except vox, flew to see the reader — to make writing the headcanons easier; but also because the boys miss them and want to spend time with them in person 

author notes: when writing this, i flip flopped from making it headcanons to one-shots then back to headcanons (≧▽≦) i think i feel more comfortable writing headcanons because how da heck does one write transition scenes (・_・ヾ. anyways, as usual, feel free to leave some feedback and/or send in requests! though the requests will only be done after the 100 followers event has concluded. decorative dividers credit to: @/mykaesu on twt  *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

vox

you’d wake up, seeing your demon boyfriend sleeping peacefully in front of you with an arm draped around your waist

you’d admire the soft, gentle, peaceful sight in front of you before reaching out to rub his cheek gently with your thumb

the sly bastard was already awake so he’d open his eyes slowly and give you a lazy, cheeky smile

“good morning my love, admiring your incredibly handsome boyfriend?”

“you’re already so insufferable this early in the morning, my god…”

vox chuckles at that and pulls you closer, “you love me though…”

after lazing in bed for a while more, he’d ask, “so my love, what do you say about a date today hmm? i haven’t had the pleasure of a first date with you yet.” while gliding his hand up and down your back leisurely

you’d agree and slip out of bed to get ready. vox stretches and yawns before doing the same

when he sees you step out of the bedroom, after you’re done preparing — his eyes widen and his jaw drops. you look absolutely stunning; he walks over to you, sliding his hands down your arms to hold both your hands in his, bringing them up to his lips to give them both each a kiss

vox grabs the picnic basket, you both leave the house and start walking to the park nearby for a little picnic

vox would set up the picnic with all the food that he had prepared neatly spread out before getting you to sit down beside him

when you sit down, his arm naturally finds it way to around your shoulders, holding you close to him

vox had prepared a salad, sandwiches and some chocolate covered strawberries

when you quite literally moan in delight from how good the sandwiches taste, vox quirks an eyebrow at you and smirks

you’d swat at him telling him to keep his mind out of the gutter and he’ll just chuckle at that

after the both of you had finished eating, vox would tell you that he has one more place to bring you to before you both head home

he’d help you up from the picnic mat, pack everything neatly into the picnic basket, slot his hand with yours then lead you back to the car

he’d drive to your next destination — that being, the aquarium

watching your eyes widen in awe at all the marine animals gracefully swimming around you, vox’s heart melts. he pulls out his phone and takes a photo of you secretly

when you catch him he’s already slotting his phone back into his pocket, you’d ask him, “vox…did you just take a photo of me?”

“yeah i did, you looked so cute, i just had to.” he said, pressing a kiss to your cheek

you were so amazed at everything you saw, pointing and asking vox to look at things — vox found it absolutely adorable, he just wanted to pinch your cheeks and smother you with kisses but he’s saving that for later (wink wonk)

you both would end off the day with vox’s homecooked dinner, cuddles on the couch in front of the tv, watching a movie

mysta

mysta had told you last night that he was taking you on a date so you woke up bright and early to get ready — and cook some breakfast for the both of you

you were so focused on cooking that you didn’t realise mysta sneaking behind you, wrapping his arms around you and resting his chin on your shoulder, still half asleep

you giggle, “good morning baby, did you sleep well?”

“i did, for the first time in a long time because i had you beside me.” mysta baby uweee

“aww i’m glad you did babe. go wash up, breakfast will be done soon okay?”

he grumbles a reply before trudging to the bathroom, making you giggle at how cute he is

you still have no idea where you’re going for your first date with mysta, he insisted on keeping it a secret no matter how much you tickled him to try and get it out of him

you plate the food and place it on the table, just as mysta walks out from the bathroom. he sits besides you and turns to give you a peck on the cheek

“thank you for breakfast baby.” “hehe you’re welcome babe.”

after you both are prepared and ready to leave, mysta gives you the location and you start driving

as you get closer, you see the ferris wheel and many other carnivals coming into view. you get excited, now knowing that you guys will be spending your day at the carnival

you pull mysta to different rides the whole day, going on a pendulum ride, a drop tower ride and a thrill ride just to name a few

to take a break, mysta decides to try and win you a fox plushy from the dart throwing booth

“arghhhh almost!!! nah nah nah, i got it this time y/n.”

you’d give mysta kisses on the cheek to help (≧▽≦)

mysta would go, “i’m charged up now, i’m gonna win this damn fox for you y/n, watch me.”

after spending a decent amount of money on it, he finally wins it for you and you reward him by giving him a kiss on the lips

next up, you both go to the bumper cars and go on it multiple times

by the time you both are actually done with the bumper cars, your cheeks would be hurting from all the smiling and your stomachs would be hurting from all the laughing

at end off the day, you both go onto the ferris wheel while the fireworks are going off. 

it was mysta’s idea, he wanted you to get the best view of the carnival with the fireworks

as your little carriage approaches the peak, mysta calls out to you and signals you to sit on his lap

“y/n what i’m about to do might be a little cheesy and cliché but…”

just as your carriage reaches the peak, mysta kisses you gently and you kiss him back, hearing the fireworks still going off in the background

when you both part from the kiss, you see that mysta has a cute flush on his cheeks

he looks so cute that you lean in to peck his lips a few more times uweeee mysta is a precious baby, must proteccc (´ ω `♡)

luca

“babeeee…babe wake up…”

you open your eyes slowly to see luca with a gentle smile on his face, holding a cup of coffee

“get up babe, we have to get ready for our first date!”

“mmm…give me 5 more minutes luca…” you say sleepily and close your eyes again

luca sets down his cup of coffee before climbing on top of you and leaving soft gentle kisses all around your face

“lucaaa, that tickles!”

“yeah well, if you want me to stop, you gotta get up then.”

“okay okay, i’m up! i’m up!” you giggle

luca gives one last kiss on your lips before climbing off you, grabbing his coffee again

“i’ve made breakfast already y/n, come have some before it gets cold.”

after you’ve had breakfast and got ready, the both of you made your way to a mall

when you arrive at the mall you’re confused at what luca is planning, however when he leads you to the arcade, it clicks

you both spend almost the whole day playing at the different arcade machines

luca would challenge you to shooting hoops and you would be so close to beating him multiple times

luca just does his iconic laugh when you try and distract him while he’s shooting the basketball into the hoops

“hey y/n that’s cheating!! you can’t poke me!”

“oh yeah? watch me, luca kaneshiro.”

you both would also play dance dance revolution and you’d both be panting after you’re done with playing it

“oh gosh that was a fun workout.”

“yeah pog!! you did amazing babe.”

luca would then spot the claw machines and try to get you as many plushies as possible

as he’s browsing which other claw machines to try out, he spots one that has a lion plushie. “omg babe, that looks like augustus. i have to get him.”

after luca’s 3rd try he got the augustus looking plushie and he hands it to you saying, “this is now yours okay? take good care of augustus.”

by the end of the date, the both of you would have your arms full of plushies to bring back

once you get home, the both of you arrange the plushies neatly on an empty shelf that you have and place augustus on the bed

you both plop on the bed, exhausted from all the fun y’all had today

you turn to luca with a smile, “thank you for the fun date baby; and for winning all those plushies for me.”

luca pulls you closer to him and kisses the tip of your nose. “i’m glad it was fun babe, i had a lot of fun too.”

ike

ike is notorious for staying up way later than he should so you’d be up first, making his favourite caviar toast for breakfast — since mans literally brought a tube of it when he came to visit you (≧▽≦)

as you place the plates down on the dining table, from the corner of your eye you see ike walk out of the bathroom

“good morning darling, thank you for preparing breakfast!” ike says before giving you a peck on the cheek

“good morning ikey, i hope i made the toast the way you like it.”

ike takes his first bite and groans, “god, this is heaven sent, you made it perfectly y/n, thank you.”

as you both have breakfast, ike asks if you’d like to go on a first date with him today — of course, you agreed

ike would bring you to a karaoke bar for the first half of the date

you both would sing so many vocaloid songs together and of course some duets as well

“you have such an amazing voice sweetheart! you need to showcase your voice more with some karaokes for stream!”

after a few hours of singing and taking breaks in between, it was lunch time and both of you were famished

for lunch, ike brought you to this beautiful french café that had so many food options, you were spoiled for choice

both of you were sitting side by side, looking at the menu, deciding on what to eat

you hummed, trying your best to make a decision and when you turn to ike, you see that he’s looking at you with a smile

“w-why’re you looking at me?”

ike pulls you closer, hiding the both of you with his menu and gives you a soft gentle kiss on the lips

“you looked so cute trying to decide what to eat, i couldn’t help it.” ike explains with a slight blush dusting his cheeks

you stare at him with your mouth slightly opened for a bit before giggling and giving him a little peck on the cheek

you and ike would just chill in the café for a while — after you both are done eating — to talk a little before heading home

for the rest of the day, you and ike would just chill on the couch, watching some netflix

ike’s head would be on your lap and you were running your fingers through his soft hair i can vaguely hear vox being salty in the background (≧▽≦)

ike would do his little high-pitched cat noise as he stretches and then say, “thank you for the relaxing date today babe, i really enjoyed myself.”

you’d lean down to give him a soft peck on the lips saying that you enjoyed yourself too

shu

"hey babe, c'mere. i have a surprise for you."

you walk over to shu who was sitting on the couch and sat next to him

he asks you to close your eyes and put your hands out

you feel him place two pieces of paper onto your hands and then you were told that you could open your eyes

you open your eyes to see two tickets to a space exhibition

you look at him with so much excitement, shu thinks you look absolutely adorable

the next morning you’re leaning against the kitchen counter having your morning coffee when you see a sleepy shu walking towards you

“good morning baby!”

“mm…good morning babe…” shu mumbles sleepily and grabs his minecraft chicken mug to pour his coffee into

after taking a few sips of coffee, shu starts waking up and he presses a soft kiss to your cheek

after a quick and simple brunch, you both are prepared to head to the space exhibition

you and shu walk around the exhibition with your hands interlocked, you pointing at the different constellations and asking shu what they were

shu was more than happy to tell you what they were and which stars form the constellations

when you both get to a room with a galaxy projector and planet decorations hanging from the ceiling, you walked further into the room with your mouth agape, mesmerised by how pretty the room was

your face illuminated by the galaxy projector and shadows cast on your face from the planet decorations hanging from the sky was such an ethereal sight for shu

he took his phone out to take a sneaky photo of you and set it as his phone’s lock screen

shu thinks he’s falling even deeper in love with you

you run over to shu, telling him how pretty you find this room

“you’re even prettier though…” shu whispers

you caught what he said and you blushed, giving him a peck on the cheek

after having dinner, shu said he had one more thing he wanted to do with you before heading home

shu brings to you a park, guides you to the top of a slope of grass and lays down, motioning for you to lay down on his chest

you both just lay there, star gazing

thank goodness it was a clear sky that night, so that the both of you could see the stars in the sky

shu would point at them telling you what each of them are, “that’s capella, that one’s antares and the other one’s adhara.”

after a moment of silence, you tilt your head up slightly to look at shu, “today has been so nice, thank you for the enjoyable date babe.”

shu smiles and says, “eyy, i’m glad you enjoyed it, i had an amazing time too. plus, i got a new lockscreen from today.”

you jolt up and look at him, “what did you say??!! wait…show me!!”

“mmm nope.” he chuckles

you both were lounging on the couch watching spy x family together, after the episode was done, shoto turns to you and asks, "hey babe, what are your thoughts on having a little sushi date later for lunch? i know you really liked it when we went out for sushi during the off collab."

you eyes brighten at the word, "sushi" and you nod, agreeing to the idea once it left shoto's lips

at the sushi restaurant, you see that shoto ordered a couple's plater for the both of you to share

"i ordered this one because whenever i’m back home, i order something like this and i always have no one to share it with so i finish it alone. but now i have you, so we can eat this together.” shoto you’re so cute please

for the whole sushi date, you and shoto would take turns feeding each other sushi, not caring if anyone was watching

“babe you got some sauce on the corner of your lips, lemme get that for you.” shoto then leans forward to lick it off your lips and when he pulls back he sees that the tips of your ears are red and he teases you about it

after the sushi date, shoto suggests bowling as the next activity

arriving at the bowling alley, you and shoto get into your competitive modes, taunting each other a little

“i’m gonna beat your ass in bowling babe.” “nah y/n, there’s no way, i play valorant, my aim’s impeccable.”

when you end up winning the first round, you smirk and asked him, “so what was that about having impeccable aim?” “oh shut up y/n, my shoes are slippery so my aim’s a little off.”

when shoto ends up winning the second round, he chuckled and said, “i won this time babe, you winning the first time was a fluke.” “oh shut your pretty mouth shoto, you just got lucky.”

after a few more rounds, you both end up with a tie

“well i guess we’re both equally good at bowling then y/n.” shoto says, slinging his arm over your shoulder

for dinner, you both head to a ramen shop as shoto was craving some ramen

arriving back home, shoto plops onto the couch and groans, “oh god, i’m so full…”

you motion for him to sit up so that he can rest his head on your lap

you run your fingers through his hair slowly and you both sit in silence for a while, enjoying each other’s company

shoto opens his eyes and says, “hey babe?”

“hmm?”

“i had fun today, did you?”

“yeah i did, thank you for the date baby.”

“i’m glad, now gimme a kiss.” shoto says with a pout

you giggle and lean down to give him a gentle peck on the lips

[spikesbimbo]

Drunk in Love

Summary:  Getting drunk and confessing your love for your “boy” friend and fucking him was most definitely not what you expected to go down on the usual night.

Pairing: Issei Matusukawa x Reader

Tags: Timeskip!Tattoed Mattsun, softdom!issei Hurt/comfort, friends to lovers, smut, fluff, virgin!reader, Unptrotected sex, non-penetrative sex, fingering, oral, pussy/thigh job, clit slapping, sweet dirty talk, praise, drunk sex

Word count: 7.2k

A/N: I heard pussy job and I wrote a whole ass novel

18+ Minors DNI

You run your finger over the condensation of your empty drink, drawing shapes (or what you thought to be shapes, you couldn’t tell at this point) waiting for your dear friend, Makki to bring you a refill of your cocktail.  

“Here ya go.” Makki said as he returned with your beloved Malibu Sunset. The smooth coconut rum bringing you back to your first and favorite drink that you ever got drunk on in high school. You smiling at the memory

“Thanks.” you say. Your reply being mumbled by the liquid already in your mouth.

This all started with Iwaizumi calling Mattsun up, you and Makki hearing “You wanna get wasted?” on the other side of the phone. And with pleasure, you two were already packing your stuff up, shoving yalls “pregame” bottles back in the bag. The three of you made your happy way there climbing through the fence of the abandoned skate park you were in. Needles to say it was abandoned for a reason, but what’s life without a little danger.

You three and the rest of the third years have been friends since high school, meeting in freshman year, and now including Oikawa’s girlfriend. You actually didn’t like Oikawa at first, his “pretty boy” demeanor making you internally cringe. But his personality grew quickly on you, being the perfect target to tease you and Iwa clowning him over everything.

Now back to you on your nth drink, complaining about your previous job that fired you because u got injured, even though you know you wouldn’t have lasted long there anyways because you weren’t that academically inclined. Bright? Whatever you wanted to call it.

And as-usual it wasn’t long before your crybaby ass immediately called Makki and Issei and “tried” your best to tell them what happed with your dramatic self-induced tears running down you race, while Makki urged to you to try to calm down and Issei straight up laughing at the state your were in, snot running out of your nose. You recoiling at the thought, hoping they forgot. (Spoiler, they didn’t)

But now you nanny for a rich couple and you get payed good to play with cute babies all day, sounds good to you! Luckily, you had the week off due to them going on a vacation, you think it was France, no, the south of France. Must be nice.

Cue to now, Mattsun chuckling and leaning on you and Iwaizumi; both of you, especially Iwa, being visibly done with his shit. Him reminding you about the times you bought him some random shit, which you went out of your way for since he always payed for you, like that chopper keychain because you said it reminder you of him.

He didn’t know what compelled you to say his 6’2, tattooed built self looked like a tiny reindeer but okay. It still meant a lot to him, hooking it onto his motorcycle keys. But you knew he appreciated it, despite his appearance he’s a softie.

“You wanna try this’” He says gaining his composure offering you one of the shots he got.

You took one of the mini glasses, not being the type to back down and promptly swung the drink to the back of your mouth, quickly coughing before it even reached your throat.

“This shit is fucking gross.” You coughed out bringing the glass down from your lips.

  “Imagine being sober. Can’t relate.” He said taking another shot.

  “I guess I should do that but ive passed the point of giving a fuck” You said sending yall into a giggling fit while somehow Makki was thrown in to support yall from falling over. You two carry on laughing ignoring everyone’s stares at you thinking about how much yall fit perfectly together.  

   Makki rearranges himself to sit back in his chair, far away, from the both of you, whispering “Damn. I’m really third wheeling.” under his breath. Getting a snicker out of Oikawa sitting next to him.

   “When your best friends are ignoring you. Sad times.” He continues bringing his bottle to his mouth getting no response.

  Issei chuckles and gets up shoving his hands in his pocket reaching for the cigarettes. Pulling them out while failing to find his lighter

  “Fuck.” He muttered

  “Any’all got a light?”

  No one responds so you sacrifice yourself “Yeah” you say reaching into your pocket grabbing out your prized possession of a hot pink, bedazzled lighter that you did yourself, reaching out to hand it to him.

  “Don’t lose it” you stated seriously trying not to break a smile.

  “K’ sweet cheeks.” He said smirking into the butt between his lips as he walked away. Your face now burning up, hoping that everyone would think it was because of the alcohol.

  You mind wanders, thinking about the “dates” you two go on, from watching shows you “forcing” him to watch some romantic anime, to going to the skatepark, to playing video games with the rest of the 3rd years (which you don’t really like but you’ll play for him) and him surprising you with takeout, you bringing out candles trying your best to make it cute with him telling u everything you everything about his day.

  And you always tried to remain calm, even though sometimes he deserved to get his ass beat, like that one time he broke one of your favorite pair of heels. It honestly hurt him even more, he wanted you to get mad at him but no, you just acted like nothing happened. Making the guilt rise in him. Let’s just say didn’t have to lift a finger for the next few weeks.

You basically babied him, taking care of all his “chores”, mainly making him food when you were at his place knowing he hated doing it. Makki teasing you for acting like his housewife, leading to you slapping the shit outta him while trying to cover your now red cheeks.

You’ve never been so grateful for your attire at the moment, blessing yourself for not wearing your usual outfits of short skirts and cute tops, defending yourself saying what housewife dresses in beat up vans and baggy clothes. You definitely not imaging yourself in that position for the rest of the day.

 You expressed that you just liked to take care of people, which was true. You always looked out for them, bringing an extra umbrella, to bringing cookies you made at 2 in the morning to school, always carrying band-aids (yes, the paw patrol ones you took from the kids you babysit).

You checked the time on your phone seeing it was late since the sun at last went down, your lock screen being your dogs to their complaint since they have a group photos of you all from high school as theirs. To which you replied “They’re my babies” getting a groan and huff out of them.

  Seeing the notifications of your group chat you grinned at the contact name you and Issei gave each other; yall jokingly call each other pet names, his contact being honeybun and yours being pumpkin, even including Makki in your contacts as pudding bc then it wasn’t weird, right? no.

  “What’re you smiling at y/n?” Oikawa cheekily asks teasing you. You turn to him giving him a dirty look, not having enough energy to deal him right now.

  “Don’t listen to his bullshit.” Oikawa’s girlfriend says. You’re thankful for her. She was always on your side, being the only other girl in your friend group. To be honest you just wanted her and you to hang out most of the time, but of course to your disapproval her boyfriend and his friends had to join in.

  “Fuck this. Fuck you. I’m sleeping.” You say getting up to her objection, the only thing on your mind wanting to retire for the night.

  “You sure you’ll be fine? Let us at least walk you home.” She said already grabbing her boyfriend’s arm.

  “Nah, im good. I live right down the road.” You try to say not slurring. The last thing you want is him teasing you even more, especially in this state, knowing you, you’d probably start crying at the slightest irritation when youre this drunk.

    You started to “walk” towards your house resting  your hand against the brick walls to not lose your balance, leading you to run into Issei. You stopped to watch him lean against the alley holding a cigarette between his index and middle finger.

  “I’m hiding like a bitch” He says noticing you, resting his weight against the wall.

 “Wanna be a bitch with me? He grinned  blowing out the smoke out with his words.

You didn’t reply, just walking over to him, just being around him made you feel warm.

"Fuck its windy.” He says trying to light a new cig.

“C’you make me a house?” He asks.

You go up and put your hands around his cigarette, this not being your first time. Your hands wrap a little tighter to prevent the wind from burning out his flame. He joins you with his free hand helping, finally getting his cig to light.

 “Thanks doll” He smirks.

“No problem princess.” You reply earning a laugh out of him.

He takes his first hit with his and your hands still wrapped around it. He gets an up-close look at your hands, noticing how tiny they were, seeing all the scars that he never noticed, making a mental note to ask you how you got them later.

His head gets close to yours for the first time in a while due to his height. You glance at his face, noticing his features seeing some stubble growing on his face.

“You ain’t shave?” You ask, never seeing it in the past, while he was moving back up, blowing the smoke away from you.

“What, you don’t like my majestic beard? “He jokes. Making you giggle almost losing your balance before catching yourself on the wall.

  “s’too much work.” He starts. “You wanna shave it for me?” he says slightly leaning towards you. Handing you back your lighter knowing you didn’t need him to carry it because your pants actually had pockets in them for once.

You let out a soft laugh not responding again. He catches on, you got quiet when you were tired and he made out that you were walking towards your house.

“You going home?” he asks already knowing the answer.

“Yeah.” You respond more than happy to have him walk you back, him already moving to walk next to you.

He walks you home, you two talking about random shit, both of you forgetting about your skateboards leaving Makki to deal with them. And even though you’re drunk as fuck you’re still in the right state of mind, carrying a normal conversation with him. But just because you’ve built a tolerance doesn’t mean you can do basic tasks, like walk correctly.

When he reaches your house, he types in the keycode, your first dogs birthday, being glad that you, him and Makki have each other’s memorized.

He leads you into you house setting you on the couch, petting your dogs that ran up to him.

“Mommy’s not feeling too good” He said giving them the affection they deserved.

“Yes I am.” You slurred getting them attention on you now.

He walked over to your counter putting on the playlist that you two made together on shuffle, High fashion being the first to play. You didn’t like when it was quiet because too many thoughts would run though your head. You were in no way sad, singing the lyrics while you were laughing barely being able to hold yourself up as proof.

Remembering you were tired, he takes you off the couch and borderline carries you to your room, , setting you on your plush blankets that you had so many of because it was warm and comfy.

 “Easy, there. Try to sit up.”He said, trying to ask you what draws your pj’s were in because he didn’t want to snoop around; neither of you being bothered that you were half naked, what’s the difference between panties and a bikini, he thought remembering the times you’ve been to the beach together.  

Well it was maybe the fact that you were clinging onto him because u stumbled into him and he was closest stable thing around and you wouldn’t let go because it was cold and you couldn’t stop shaking.

 He ignores his thoughts and grabs the shirt he got out figuring you don’t need to change your bra because you told him and Makki that it was normal to keep it on for a few days after they were in awe as you were explaining how expensive they were. You calling Oikawa’s girlfriend to prove your point as she immediately agreed with you…Sometimes you might have got a little too comfortable with them.

You hear the song in the background change to Love Songs, you humming along, “Hope you smile when you listen.”

You were still holding on to him, your boobs squeezing against him, him only being able to put a t-shirt on you, while you looked up at him with your red glossy eyes making him burn up.  

You fidget timidly with your face now in his chest while gripping his sweater. Trying to build up the little courage you had. He tilts your head up making you look at him, wondering what you were thinking about.

  You try to express yourself, but you can’t get the words out him having no idea what is going on in your head at the moment.

“It’s okay to be nervous sometimes. Tell me” He gently says reading your body language. He was intuitive, so there was no way you could hide your feelings from him.

But you knew you could trust him, him having full self-control, always staying collected and following through on what he said he’d do.  He went out of his way to avoid any friction coming between you two, him never raising his voice or starting an argument.

“We need to talk.” You started. “About something important.”

“Ok…What is it?” He questioned rubbing his hands on your back. You were so nervous, were you really about to say this? Confess your feelings that you’ve pushed to the back of your heart for so long?

“I… I l… I love your face. And the stuff in it. and around it.” You spoke, being surprised you did it stutter.

He stood there, hands stopped moving trying to process what you just said.

“Just you, in general…”  You finally confess trying to state three things at once barely getting your words out.

But he understood exactly what you meant, or maybe he was warping what you said to fit what he wanted.

  "I don’t even know when I started liking you, but this shit won't go away." You restated

  Nope. He clearly just heard you say that.

  He doesn’t understand what’s so different about today. Yall have been in this scenario multiple times taking care of each other, sometimes including another into the mix.  

You didn’t understand either. You just felt like the time was right, even though you know it wasn’t the best idea to confess while you were drunk off your ass.

But you couldn’t help it, your feelings overflowing, which you never until this day let get the best of you, being vulnerable and trusting is not your usual . Youve never even had a crush on anyone, him being to only in your whole life to make you blush.

  Who you been vibin' wit and why I can't make you mine?

  You should have seen the signs that you feel for him when he helped that lady that lives down the street from him set up her Christmas lights or when he first met your dog that wasn’t fond of men, but it instantly liked him. And you loved his selflessness it was something you admired and applauded.

  “y/n” He tries talking you down, making sure you weren’t just saying this because of alcohol, deep down knowing he felt the same, you always being in the back of his mind.

You were generous with your time too, always being there for him. You knew he was softer than he appeared, he was tender, sensitive and vulnerable. He tried his hardest to not get into situations where anyone would get hurt, like breakups, arguments, and so on.

Which is why he won’t make the first move. He pushes his feelings to the back of his head. He values your friendship more than anything, but he can see what develops. If love is meant to be, it will happen.

I told you I am down for the worse or the better. But I keep sticking to you cause them four stupid letters

    “You make me so happy. And I’ll always care about you. Okay? He says breaking the silence, trying to reassure you.  

  “You mean so much to me—something I can’t even put into words because nothing can compare- I’ve wanted you since that day you tripped and bust your ass in the school hallway I still want you even though you drive me insane.”

  “Iss-“ You tried to get out only to have him continue talking over you.

  "I love that you can’t leave the house without a jacket. I love the wrinkles that appear on your forehead after you call me crazy. I love that it takes you hours to get ready. I love that you always know how to make me feel better. I love that even when you don’t agree with my decisions you always trust me to make them.  I love that when I spend a day with you, I can still smell you on my clothes; and I love that you are the last person I think of  before I go to sleep at night."

  You stood there awestruck for what feels like eternity until you mustered the bravery to speak “I didn’t expect you to feel the same way-” You said, being dumbfounded because from what you’ve seen treats everyone “nice”, were you really getting special treatment?

  He tilts your chin up, locking his dark eyes with yours. “Baby I don’t know if your notice but you and Makki are my only people that aren’t my family that call me my first name.”

He has a point. You think pushing yourself more into him, trying to fuse your bodies together to hide, not relaxing what you were doing to him. He tries to nudge your legs to the side but you won’t let go still clinging onto him.

“fuck” He groans. You pulling back wondering why until you looked down and noticed. A smirk appeared on your face as you reattached your self to him like velcro. You were feeling bold, the liquid courage still in your system driving you to slide your fingers down his chest, looking him in the eyes before stopping at his waistband.  

He knows what you’re doing, him being in this position multiple times. Does he really want to ruin your friendship like this? He hasn’t even asked you to be his girlfriend. He tries to push you off him already knowing you were gonna complain. But what he didn’t expect was for you to whimper out his name in that pretty voice of yours.

 He tried to keep his calm, blood already rushing down. “You know what you’re doing”

“yeah” You start.

“y’don’t want me?” Giving him your pouty face that you know he’s weak for, hoping that’ll work, insecurity piling up. Was it because your boobs weren’t that big or that fact that you were dressed like man? Was he not attracted to you right now, only liking you when you were dolled up?

“Fuck” You think. You should have worn something cute instead of dressing like a whole ass man even with your makeup fully done. Its not like you were supposed to know you were gonna get fucked today.

His were burning holes into you now, thinking of how to say “No, I would be more that happy to fuck you!” to his best friend, soon regaining his consciousness finally speaking.

“Fuck no doll, ive wanted you for a minute. You know me better than I know myself. How did you not notice my feelings?”

 You got me singing love songs, love songs, love songs

“You’re really hard to read” You replied trying to maintain your seductive act, resting your hands back on his chest.

“So are you.” He said lowering his head, you still looking up at him, taking in your gleaming eyes.

Sex ain't the only thing that's on my mind But you get me so excited, whoa

Your heart was beating so wildly that you could only take little sips of breath. His hands running down your waist stopping at your hips.

“Can I kiss you?" He asks "...yeah” you attempted to say as confidently as you could, nodding your head along with it.

His face bent down, hot mouth breathing over you. His lips slowly moved, brushing over yours, the liquor on his lips that you hated; only choosing fruity drinks even though you got relentlessly teased you for it.  You pushed further into the kiss desperately wanting more. Your teeth clicking his from being impatient, wanting to suck him in. Your hands sliding under his shirt subconscious desires reaching out.

Irreplaceable Tattoos from your neck that drop down to your ankles

“You’re drunk…” he says snapping you out of your trance.

“So are you.”

He dove in for another kiss much more passionate than the previous one, arguably needy, pusing you on the bed to which you more than happily comply. He tugs back not letting his mind get the best of him, disconnecting your spit trial leaving you panting. “You sure this alright?” He says deep down hoping you still say yes.

  You pull him back for your answer, your grabby little hands working their way back up his shirt. He gets the hint and pauses your lips rendezvous, taking off the turtleneck that he looked oh so good in, before seeing his unclothed body.  You’re admiring his body in a new way, before just complimenting him whenever he got a new tattoo, now up under him tracing them like a lovestruck teenager.

“When did you get this one?” You quietly ask, his ears closer to you than they’ve ever been.

“I got it that day you faked sick”

“What! You said were gonna take me!” You sulked, turning your head away from his as much as you could, crossing your arms.

He let out a slight laugh before gently taking your face in his hands, guiding you back into the kiss.

This is not really what he imagined for your first time. He’s an old-fashioned romantic who likes to take one step at a time. But then again nothing was ever normal with you. That said, when he falls in love, he falls deep.

“You’ve done this before?” You uttered.

“Hmm?” He mumbles, unmoving his lips from you kissing you, moving towards your neck.

“You still with that other girl?”

“No. I broke it off her, everything that came out of her mouth was bullshit, and no she wasn’t my girlfriend.”

“You didn’t trust her? You added. Trying to distract him until you could think of a way you could say “hey in my 21 years of life I’ve never got passed kissing a guy.”

“Our relationship was purely built on lies, I’d second guess everything she said. He replied, wondering if you were interrogating him.

“Why’d you wanna know?” He asked bringing his face up from your skin.

“…No one’s ever touched me like this, fuck.” You bashfully admitted, thoughts racing through your head that he didn’t want you anymore because you weren’t experienced.

But he knew what was running through that pretty head of yours, his fingers reaching out to with your hair trying to comfort you.

“You’re a virgin?” He curiously asked dragging his hand to your cheek, you leaning into it.

“y-yeah” you muttered trying to move your eyes away from his looking down at his body.

“I thought you had a boyfriend before” he said, softly turning your jaw to make you look at him. Your eyes diverted from his arms back to his eyes.

“We weren’t actually dating” You quickly say trying to clear up the misunderstanding. “He was my friend and seatmate that pretended to be my fake boyfriend to get me out of some trouble” you spewed out “and I guess I forgot to tell everyone that it was fake.”

“Even if we were that doesn’t mean we fucked.” You sheepishly replied.

“So… what trouble did your fake boyfriend get you out of.” He questioned knowing how much trouble it must have been for you, miss independent, to go to such lengths.

“Umm, well…this guy wouldn’t stop flirting with me even after I told him I don’t like him, even following me to my other classes.”

He wasn’t surprised, you were definitely a sight for sore eyes, in fact the prettiest thing he’s laid his eyes on, your beaming eyes, your dimple when you smiled, your pretty face, your “ugly” laugh, he could go on for days.

“Why are we talking about this” You whined, reaching your hand back out to him.

He took a hint and continued kissing you, bringing you closer to him while you attempted to take you shirt off. His hands helping you seeing as that you were struggling, being lost in his touch, finishing by moving you up more on you bed, pushing your plushies out of the way, to your protested because “they had feelings too.”

He ignored you, bending down to pull your panties off stopping once he saw the slick coming through them.

“Fuck baby you’re wet” He breathed dragging his fingers across your clothed slit earing a whimper from you, leaving his fingers drenched.

 Shawty, you wanna feel good, I wanna feel good too Don't I make you feel good?

“M’always wet.” you responded.

From what? He questions taking off your soaked cotton panties, tossing them to the side.

“From me?” He smirks bringing his hand back towards your heat. You not even comprehending what he just said, just knowing that you’re ashamed of how worked up you were getting.

You were in awe. You’ve always known his hands were big, but in this situation your mind wondered. His fingers were so much bigger than yours knowing you can barely fit two inside your with out it hurting, and not in a good way.

“Do you know how pretty you are? It’s honestly distracting.”. He says kissing down your whole body, stopping at your breasts, licking lazily around and coming back to the nub. The attention on your nipples making you squirm and he finally lets go, you grateful that he stopped or you would have almost cum, how embarrassing.

“I thought you said were gonna get them pierced” He remembered, you going on a whole rant about how cute they were.

“You said u were gnna get em with me” You looked back on, reminding yourself making him promise to get them with you because you were too scared of the pain.

“That was the same day you played sick and I got that tattoo.” He stated lightening the mood, hoping you can calm yourself down before you actually embarrass yourself.

He picks back up and continues kissing all the way down your body, you playing with his hair while biting your lip to muffle your moans and whine until he reaches your entrance.

He parted your legs, your pussy laid out before him, believing you no have reason to be shy about it either. He paused, admiring your swollen cunt and puffy clit, you were beautiful.

The feeling that he didn't want anyone else ever in his position overtook him. He let out a little breath on your clit and you thrashed around. He wasn't going to play. “I’ll take care of you.”

His lips travel over your skin, light and heated before settling himself between your legs, grabbing you by your thighs and dragging you closer. “That tickles.” you giggle, nerves making you kick your legs, almost hitting him in the face before he grabs them. He puts them down locking your legs with his arms, lowering himself until he’s on the ground facing you.

“Does it make you nervous when I stare?” he teases while your covering your face trying to hide the blush he caused.  He puts his mouth on you, quickly gripping your thighs, his hands leaving imprints in your skin dragging you even more into him, deprived kisses taking over your body. 

“yer so pretty” You purred seeing the sight of his big build between your legs, your fingers grabbing onto his curly dark locks, tugging them.

  Issei moans, his voice radiating through your body, forcing out a cry, blessing him with your pretty voice. “I-Issei!” You cry, never feeling like this before, your vibrator and hands doing it no justice.

“Shh, just look at me, doll.”

You can barely make out what he says, so drunk on pleasure. You try your best, doing anything to see the pretty man beneath you. But you get interrupted by your pleasure, your back arching not being able to control your body, grinding down to meet his lips, heat rising in you.

He kisses through your wetness playing with your bud. You choking on your spit, back arching again your body tensing up. “Issei,” You beg, grabbing him knowing what you want but not being able to express it. Luckily he can read you like an open book, knowing what you want, driving you over the edge as he makes you see stars. “Good girl,” he sighs when he feels you let go of his wrist letting him bring you your first orgasm.

“Look at your thighs shaking so much.” He teasingly cooed, wrapping his hands around them, bringing you out of your daze.

Shawty, your body is so exciting

Arching your back into the blankets, letting out a whine “Want your fingers.”.

He lets out a condescending laugh. “You need to learn to be patient. You just came and you’re already so eager for more?”

But by the time he finished your body went limp, you were totally weak, body loose-limbed and pliant. Your mind clouded by lust and deep in your own world. You gasped out a little sob, unable to comprehend anything beyond the discomfort and the need to have it gone. You can’t think straight all you can do is take action, grabbing his arm him easing his fingers into to you.

It’s not too tight, is it?” you ask clenching around his fingers.

 “Just relax… let yourself feel it” He says barely being able to move in you. Fuck so were so tight.

“I love the way you look with my fingers inside you.” He added starting to thrust them inside you, making you let out a string of moans.

“Look how good you take it.”  

“Fuck, you’re so messy.” He groaned feeling the slick running down his hands, before taking them out.

“Issei-i,” You cried when he pulled away, pleasure leaving you, tears coming back.

  He shushes you easily, his fingers wiping your tears. You were so precious to him, your moans music to his ears.  He slows down repositioning his fingers, making you let out a whimper squeezing around them. Your brains so crowded you can’t focus, can’t gather the strength to speak when he thrust them faster inside you.

  Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you fell back, fingers curling inside you, chanting his name over and over, incoherent words coming out of your mouth begging for more. 

You pussy tightens as you cum, unable to breath, letting out gasps and whines. Him still fucking you, fingers not stopping, pushing them in and out relentlessly feeling both pain and pleasure. You lay there, wet in your own cum not giving yourself a break before you went and got what you really wanted, his cock.

His eyes followed the movement of your hands as they pushed down his boxers, revealing the length of his cock, that jutted proudly from his hips. He was so pretty, so virile and handsome. Wondering how lucky you were to be in such a position with him.

You pushed away those thoughts and focused on him, pulling him forward gently, but he followed his encouragement. One of his hands tilted his cock down toward your lips. “Open your mouth for me, baby.”

You parted them instantly, tongue sliding slightly outward, and then you whimpered as the warm weight of his cock slid into your mouth. You let your eyes flutter closed and swirled your tongue around the tip of his cock not knowing exactly what you were doing, but it was working, tasting the salty tang of the precum that wept from his leaking slit. You moved your tongue as the he put his hand into your hair, gripping the strands and pushing deeper into his mouth.

“You look so good on your knees like that. “He says meeting your eyes once again, almost cumming from the picture below him.

“Slowly, baby, I’m not going anywhere.” He says slowing you down by grabbing your hair, making a pace that you follow.

“Yeah, that’s it, baby, just like that.” Seeing that sinful look in your eyes with your redden swollen lips.

You moan feeling yourself drip down your thighs, getting even wetter giving him head. Trying to ease the discomfort by closing your legs, griding them together, trying to find some friction. Your ears hearing “That’s so fucking hot.” watching the scene unfold beneath him.

Your jaw hurts, trying got make him cum faster using your hands and lips together hollowing your cheeks. “Oh fuck, oh, Jesus, fuck yes, there, just like that, fucking Christ" he groans out, his voice sounded beautiful to your ears, knowing he was about to cum.

He finally lets go cumming in your mouth, you swallowing it all, trying not to wince at the taste. “Did I do good” You ask waiting for his reply. Your doll eyes, so red and worn out looking up at him for approval. Fuck he was whipped.

“Yeah…fuck baby”

I love when you get on top and you ride it

You get back under him, his cock resting on you, drenched and clenching around nothing, resting in your cum. You working yourself up against him.

“What makes you think I’m going to fuck you?” He says to your complaint.

“You’re not ready yet.” he mumbles against your whining. Spreading your legs, slapping your clit a few times before letting his cock rest on your folds. Finally getting “seated” he picks up your legs and puts them both on one of his shoulders your thighs warming his cock, your knees touching his cheek not moving, getting a kick out of how desperate your were for him.

“s-stop being mean” You cried reaching out for him to come closer, needing affection after all you’ve been though.

“Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you? He says leaning into you, reaching your kiss, tasting the remnants of the cum in your mouth.

He plundered your mouth and slowly teased his cock over your entrance, catching it against your clit and making you whimper into the kiss, clearly wanting to be fucked. Your kiss turned you sucking on Issei’s tongue and lips, biting the swollen pout until his lips were red and puffy. He pulled back and looked down at you, a beautiful mess under him.

His fat cock head pushed between your folds. The moan escaping both of your lips was primal. You were turned on beyond imagination and the way he was thrusting forward, spreading his leaking precum on your wet clit was almost too much. He quickly picked up his pace fucking your folds, his warm head brushing against your clit with every movement, but your greedy self wanted more.

The fact that he made you cum so easily made you proud. Just because you’ve never gone this far with someone else doesn’t mean you’ve never cum, you’ve had a lot of practice over the years, being insatiable, the sheets soaked underneath you from your previous orgasms being proof.

“Keep your eyes open, look at me, baby.” He moans getting your attention him.

You tried, you really tried, but the way he was stroking you, imagining what it’d be like to actually sit on his cock, the lewd sounds echoing in the background leaving you unable to focus.

He taps on your cheek eventually getting you look at him, keeping your mind on him by placing his fingers in your mouth you letting him, hazily sucking on them, not being able to close your mouth.

“Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere.” He grumbles. Your spit dripping onto his fingers, the friction of your thighs making him feral, moving at an even faster pace. Your body bouncing with every thrust.

“You gonna cum after I cum on your little clit? Come one more time for me, I know you’ve got it in you.” You sob feeling the puddle beneath you, time slowing, fire pooling in your tummy.  Listening to his words you let yourself go. You come with a silent scream as the pleasure ripped through your body, your nails scratching his soft skin. Your vison fading to black feeling him lose his rhythm and moaning a mixture of curse words along with your name, feeling him cum on your tummy before resting his head in your neck while letting your legs go.

“So good for me, look at how much you came.” He says breaking the static. You whining into his shoulder, emotions high, never doing this before.

“I know, baby, I know. I’m right here, just breathe.” He says. You two laying in silence for an unclear amount of time, him rubbing your back while you rest in his chest almost dozing off.

“Are we still…friends?” You croak out trying to hold back your sobs already knowing the answer that you two were defiantly not friends now and never would be just friends again.

“Friends don’t do this type of shit” He maintained grabbing your shoulders to sit you and him up. You were worried, did he only do this with you because he was drunk? You were anxious that you scared him away because you just poured your heart out to him and pushed yourself on him. You left your head down, tears already coming out to your dismay. You moved your hand up to wipe them but he beat you to it.

“Look at me… I love you.” He says holding your cheeks in his palm. You in awe, hoping that you weren’t imagining it, that this was real life.

“R-really” You question making him worry too, preferring to forgive and forget rather than letting this a divide between the two of you in case you went back on your feelings. You were so overwhelmed, never feeling love until this moment, so happy that the person you longed for liked you back. Yours tears running once again.

 “Shh, shh, it’s alright...Don’t cry.”

You don’t even know why you were crying, the hangover already getting to you making you get a headache. You groaning in his arms complaining that your head and throat hurt.

“Ill be back” he says detaching himself from you, letting you know he was coming right back.

He walks to your fridge opening it to see every drink but water, having too dig through all of them, especially the absurd amount of apple juice guessing it was your “once a year craving for it”. He finally got you some cold water, putting It in a cup and waked back to your room.

  “Issei” you whined not picking your head up from the pillow.

  “Shh baby im right here.”

  He sat down beside you on your bed lifting your head up. “Here drink this” he reassured, to which you ignored not wanting anything to go in your mouth, just wanting the day, or night as it was now, to end.

  “It’s just water, honey, look.” You sat yourself up with his help seeing him in just his boxers, you remembering your still naked, not caring enough to cover yourself. He held to glass to your mouth, babying you, tilting it far back enough to where you could drink it. The water hit the back of your mouth feeling like a shot making you cough.

“I know, it hurts. I’m sorry but we have to” He stated. You continued to drink it, feeling the stinging in the back of your throat, him comforting you, calling you “good girl” which was unsurprisingly working.

  He put the cup on your dresser when you finished, climbing back into bed with you leaning your body into his. “Have you ever thought about...us? Y’know, as an...item?” he said causing you to look at him with wide eyes.

 “Call me selfish, but I don’t ever want anyone else to touch you.” He insisted making you cheeks flush. You try to think of a way to respond, not wanting to keep him waiting.

“You’re the best thing that has, and ever will, happen to me. Not only am I deeply in love with you, you’re my best friend.” You stammer out, your shaky hands somehow made there way to his neck, letting them fall slowly before he grabs them dragging you in for a kiss before you got to even see his face.

“Everybody has always thought we’re a couple.” He continued taking his time kissing you all over your face. “Then I guess we should be.” You retort, kissing him back before you could see his reaction, not wanted to be embarrassed anymore today. But he caught you, holding you still “Really “y/n? Like deadass?” He asked.

  “Yes dummy, I want to be your girlfriend” You say causing him to grin swearing you’ve never seen him smile that big, before he gives you one last kiss.

  “I always kiss you on the cheek, why are you blushing now? He teases laying back down, you following along. You just snuggle into him mumbling something along the lines of “m’tired”, he understanding and speaking to you in a soft, gentle voice while helping you to bed, so he doesn’t make it harder for you to sleep by being loud. “I’m here love, I’m not going anywhere.” He whispers into your ear mkanig your heart swoon one last time before you pass out.

  “I l-love you issei.” You sleepily mumble.

“Tell me this when you’re sober.” He says stroking your head.

“Just relax, close your eyes...”He murmurs, your heart beating slower every second. Both of you together, lazy, slow presses. Limbs pressed together, chests heaving, fingers trailing down backs, tracing lazy patterns.

  “Oh!…” He remembers. “If you really wanna get them pierced, we could get matching ones.”

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So i send a lot of anons but I wanted to not anon because I want to send kitty photo. I call this one "Abby squeezing herself between two tubs of books"

SO CUTE i love cats squeezing into spaces... thank you... feel free to send me animal pictures anytime... i will cherish them